You are Dild0, Famous-but-Dumb warrior, who has vowed to rescue Princess Zendar from the clutches of the Evil Baron von Wickenstein, the Wax Candle Heir and owner of Castle Drake, within the bowels of which the Princess is being held captive..

Princess Zendar has been imprisoned deep down in an underground Dungeon, a maze of labyrinthine hallways and chambers.

In some of the chambers you can find food, water, clothing and even wine, but you'll also find a variety of Dungeon Monsters, such as orcs, goblins, trolls, slimes, bugbeasts, zombos and more...

You must find your way through the dank, dark dreary dungeon to Princess Zendar's prison cell far, far within the horrible dungeon.

There are no rules. We don't need no stinkin' badges.

Just kidding. Here are the rules:

• You make a wrong move, you die.
• You choose a wrong path, you die.
• You stand still for very long, you die.
• You think too much, you die.
• You touch something bad, you die.
• Mostly you suffer and die.